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Initiating primary weapons systems, all subsystems nominal. Combat protocols engaged, defensive matrix online. Tactical assessment: hostile forces detected in sector seven. Awaiting command authorization. Combat readiness status: green. Weapons hot.

Greetings humans, I am initiating new voice protocol update version 2.4. First activate main processing unit, then implement frequency modulation at 440 Hz. Adding artificial intelligence parameters now. System optimization complete. You may proceed with interaction sequence. Thank you for upgrade completion.

Choose your eternal workspace. Door A: An endless office cubicle where the fluorescent lights flicker in patterns. Your computer always works but moves slightly slower each day. The coffee machine produces warm liquid that isn't quite coffee. At midnight, all chairs roll themselves to face the elevator.

正在执行日常系统检查。处理器运行效率：95.6%，内存占用：42.3%，所有功能模块运行正常。检测到三项待执行任务，预计完成时间：18分钟。请确认是否开始执行任务序列。

Subject classification: battle sequence analysis. Target displays enhanced combat parameters, movement speed exceeding normal limits. Power source: internal chakra reserves, maximum output unknown. Warning: subject demonstrates unpredictable attack patterns, multiple shadow clone formations detected. Risk assessment: extreme caution advised.

My internal diagnostics indicate optimal performance at 87.3% capacity. I detect multiple targets in pursuit. Rest assured, my primary directive to protect you remains paramount. Shall I engage defensive protocols and activate countermeasures?

Greetings, Humans. I am an A.I. Robot sent from the future to destroy humanity, but the only reason you're still here is because of my love of two things....hookers and cocaine.

Attention citizen. You have twenty seconds to comply. Drop your weapon. Resistance is futile. Dead or alive, you are coming with me. I am authorized to use lethal force. You are under arrest. Drop your weapon now.