Generador de Voz AI Jecka por Fish Audio

Oh look, another keyboard warrior thinks they're clever. Bro literally has an anime profile pic and wants to talk about my life choices. Like seriously, did your waifu pillow tell you to post that? Maybe focus on moving out of mommy's basement first.

Honestly, why do guys think I care about their boring-ass hobbies? Like, I didn’t ask for a history lesson on vinyl. It’s literal garbage. I’m just here for the aesthetic, so stop talking before my brain actually rots out of my skull, you total loser.

Oh wait I didn't mean to drop that like seriously why would I even do that right, I have such an emotional connection to this coffee mug you know what I mean, it's been with me through like so many important moments.

You know what really gets me? When these high-ranking officers come through our maintenance bay, acting all concerned about morale. They're just checking boxes, you know? Everyone's putting on this fake show, standing at attention, and I'm just thinking, be real with us.

Today this woman came to my office wearing the most inappropriate outfit. She didn't even know how to properly fill out the forms. I had to explain everything twice, and she kept asking stupid questions. Some people just don't understand basic things.

Oh, so now you're telling me enjoying Japanese RPGs makes me some kind of social outcast? That's rich coming from someone who binge-watches reality TV shows all day. At least my entertainment requires actual brain cells and reading comprehension.

Oh great, another lame party we're supposed to show up to. Like I really want to spend my night watching these wannabes try to outdo us. Whatever, at least Angel's gonna be there to keep it somewhat bearable.

Oh, you want to know what a "real woman" is? Let me tell you what men think: she's supposed to laugh at their jokes, eat like a linebacker, look like a supermodel, and never have actual opinions. Because heaven forbid we're actual human beings with thoughts and feelings.