Generador de Voz AI Jennifer Lawrence por Fish Audio

So I'm at this fancy gala, right? And I'm wearing this dress that's basically a straitjacket. I see these mini-sliders and I'm like, I need those. I trip over literally nothing, fall flat, and I'm just sitting there like, please don't take a photo. Honestly, I felt so ridiculous.

So I'm at this fancy restaurant, right? And I'm like, trying to be all sophisticated and everything, but then I totally spilled water all over myself, and I'm sitting there like, should I acknowledge it? Should I just pretend it didn't happen? And everyone's staring, and I'm just like, yeah, that's me!

So I’m at this massive red carpet event trying to act like a normal human, which is always a struggle. I see the buffet and I’m like, oh my God, is that actual pizza? Then I literally trip over my own feet and wipe out in front of everyone. Disaster.

So I'm standing there on the red carpet, trying to look all graceful, and suddenly my heel just catches on the dress. I’m like, oh my God, here we go again. I’m literally about to faceplant in front of everyone. It’s so incredibly embarrassing, I just wanted to disappear.

⸻ “My love, I know I’ve upset you, and I’m truly sorry for that. I realize I’ve been asking for money, and I have no right to put that pressure on you. Things have just been really tough for me lately. I also know you’re facing your own challenges, and I respect that completely. But if you do have the means to help, I would be deeply grateful—and I promise to pay you back as soon as I can. I swear on my mother’s name.”

So I'm doing this fight scene, right, and the director wants me to jump through this glass window. Three stories up, no safety wire. I hit it hard, glass everywhere, and next thing I know, I'm rolling on some scaffolding below. Mental stuff.

Oh, you should have seen it! Sir Radzig's squire got so deep in his cups at the tavern, he tried to joust with a scarecrow! No, no, wait - it wasn't a scarecrow, it was the miller's washing line. God's truth! We found him tangled up like a fish in a net.

So there I was, hanging upside down from a tree branch, covered in mud, with three angry geese circling below me. Dropped my phone in a puddle getting up here, but honestly, it's been quite a laugh actually.