Generador de Voz AI Dilbert (1999, Daniel Stern) por Fish Audio

Good grief, Charlie Brown, look at your shoes! You're a total mess as usual. I honestly don't know why we even let you play on the team. You're just a big blockhead who ruins everything for the rest of us. Come on, Violet, let's go.

Let's talk about morning hydration. Your body loses water overnight, so start with a glass of room temperature water with half a lemon. This kickstarts your metabolism and helps detoxify your system. Do this before your coffee, and you'll feel energized naturally.

"Ever walked out of an interview thinking it went well... but never heard back?"

Folks, there's this crazy new trend on TikTok where people are putting coffee in their shower heads, claiming it helps you lose weight. I mean, come on. First gelatin, now this? And somehow they're saying Taylor Swift endorses it. She doesn't, by the way.

Minsan naiisip ko kung bakit ganito ang tadhana natin. Sa tuwing nakikita kita, parang bumabalik lahat ng alaala. Hindi ko alam kung dapat pa bang umasa, pero ang puso ko'y hindi makakalimot. Pwede pa kaya tayong magkabalikan?

ما أجمل جلستي قرب النافذة حيث تداعب النسمات وجهي وأشاهد العصافير تتراقص على الأغصان. لحظة رائعة حقاً، لكن رائحة اللازانيا من المطبخ تجذبني بقوة لا تقاوم. آه، كم أحب الطعام أكثر من كل هذا الجمال.

Look, when you're doing a show, unless it's really good content and it fits naturally, you don't want to force it, that's fine, but what people come for is entertainment, just like if you're at a restaurant, you don't want a lecture between courses.

Right then mate, bit of traffic up ahead there, bit of traffic there. Gonna take the back roads, save you a few quid there mate. Health and safety first though, make sure your seatbelt's on proper there, mate.