Experimenta la voz IA más realista de Joe

Listen y'all I'm telling you again I only got this Facebook right here that's it I don't be on no Instagram or nothing like that so if somebody telling you they're me on other places they ain't me at all.

So I'm at this coffee shop today, and this girl tells me she's never been on a dating app. I showed her her own profile from last week. She says "That's my twin sister." I said, "Your twin sister who's using your work photos?"

So I'm at this coffee shop today, and this girl tells the barista she only drinks coffee once a week. The barista looks at her and says, "Ma'am, I've seen you here three times today." Sometimes people forget lies have witnesses.

Hey guys, like, tonight's gonna be amazing, you know? We got this huge thing happening, lots and lots of people coming through. You're not ready, seriously not ready. The food, the music, everything's just, like, perfect perfect perfect. Yeah.

So I'm at this bar in Chicago last week, talking to this girl who says she's never been on a date. I'm like, "Never?" She says, "Yeah, I just got married five times at first sight." Man, some people take dating shows too seriously.

God, my head won't shut up. Beck would know what to do. I'm fine, I'm totally fine. No, this is actually terrible. Why can't I just be normal for five fucking minutes? The universe is probably laughing at me right now. I should just disappear.

When you look at the environmental impact of factory farming, it's, it's devastating. We can't just stand by while our planet suffers. Every single meal choice we make has the power to create real, meaningful change for animals and our environment.

You know, when I think about BB King, nobody really played quite like him because he could make one note say more than most guys could say with a thousand notes, and that's what made him special, just like Miles Davis in jazz.