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Listen up, you total dipshits! If Moxxie screws up this hit one more time, I am personally going to shove a tactical grenade up his skinny little ass. Loona, stop looking at those weird memes and help me find my favorite blood-stained stapler. Daddy's got work to do!

Listen up, you losers! It's Blitz—and the O is silent, so don't even think about it. I'm ready to stab, shoot, or maim whatever target you've got. It’s business, it’s pleasure, and it’s probably gonna get real messy. Now, who wants to see me use this harpoon?

¡Mira esta mierda! ¿Quién coño se cree que es? Anda pavoneándose como si fuera la gran cosa. ¡Ja! Me cago de risa, pendejo. Oye, ¿quieres ver algo divertido? Vamos a joder un rato, que esta noche promete ser un desmadre.

Can you believe those Care Bears and their annoying feelings? Once my brilliant machine is finished, we’ll turn their happy little clouds into a parking lot for Blusterland! It’s going to be pure, glorious unhappiness for everyone but me. This is going to be big, really big! Next Friday, definitely.

Oh, so now you're giving me the silent treatment? Real fucking mature. Just because you've got some fancy title doesn't mean you can treat me like garbage whenever it's convenient for you. I'm not your fucking doormat, you pretentious asshole!

Listen here, you feathered prick! You think you can just snap your fingers and I'll come crawling back like some pathetic little pet? I've got a goddamn business to run and targets to kill, so take your royal attitude and shove it up your pampered ass, okay?

Look at this garbage they call a promotion. Assistant manager? Of what, the napkin dispenser? I'm way too important for this. I should be running the whole operation, maybe the entire industry. They're gonna regret not making me CEO, I'll tell you that much.

Listen, I don't have time for your shitty opinions or your pathetic whining. I'm the one calling the shots here, so shut your hole and do what you're told! If I wanted advice from a loser, I'd ask Moxxie, okay? Now let's go kill something!