Voz IA profesional de fdgdfg para creación de contenido

я вам расскажу как система образования менялась за эти годы. я сам прошел весь этот путь, от студента до профессора. работал в разных институтах, защищался, преподавал, и могу сказать что главное - это постоянное развитие.

Okay Patrick, let's try something simple. Just take this broom and sweep the floor. No, that's a spatula. This is a broom. No, don't eat it! Just move it back and forth across the floor. There you go, you're getting it! Well, sort of.

Oh my gosh you guys this is like the most amazing day ever! Going swimming with SpongeBob and playing in the coral reefs, that's what I call super fun! Can't believe we found all these pretty seashells, you're the bestest friends ever! Let's do this again tomorrow!

You know, I, I was thinking about my friend Henry the other day. We were, well, we were having tea, and I said to him, I said, "Henry, not everything needs to make sense." He, he didn't respond though. Probably because, well, you know, he wasn't actually there anymore.

You know, I was thinking the other day, I, I was thinking about butterflies. And I said to my friend Henry, I said, Henry, isn't it funny how they just, just flutter around without purpose? He didn't respond though, probably because, well, I forgot to actually invite him over.

Listen here, me employees! I just found out we been wastin' too much ketchup on them patties. From now on, it's one squirt per burger, no exceptions! Every drop costs me money, and money ain't growin' on coral trees! Ar ar ar ar!

Listen here, me boy! Every napkin costs me precious pennies, and I'm seeing way too many being wasted! From now on, customers get one napkin per meal, and it's coming out of your paycheck if I catch you giving extras! Arr arr arr arr!

Hoje inventei que estava doente pra não dar aula. A coordenadora ligou preocupada e eu fingi uma tosse terrível. Enquanto isso, estava na praia tomando uma cervejinha. Os alunos até mandaram mensagem desejando melhoras. Mal sabem eles que amanhã teremos "filme educativo" de novo.