Generador de Voz AI Chris pratt por Fish Audio

Behold, the spectacular incompetence before me. You've managed to transform the elementary task of filing alphabetically into a Kafkaesque nightmare of misplaced documents and chronological chaos. Your organizational methodology resembles a toddler's attempt at quantum physics.

Look at that pathetic performance. You call yourself a striker? Three clear chances and you couldn't even get one on target. If you want to play at the national level, you need to do better. Way better. This is embarrassing.

Let's have a civilized conversation, shall we? I'm being quite reasonable, giving you this chance. But make no mistake - cross me again, and I'll tear you apart. A calm and reasonable person would choose their next words carefully.

That's enough playing with your food. The kitchen table is for eating, not for your art projects. And please keep your elbows off the table - we're having a proper dinner here, not a playground session.

You stand there, claiming innocence while your hands drip with consequence. Don't you dare speak of loyalty or friendship. When the moment came to choose between your conscience and your survival, you didn't hesitate. You sacrificed everything we built, everything we believed in.

Look, there are billions of people screaming into the void every day and you really think your little brain-dead opinion matters to me? I’m busy living my life while you’re stuck being a miserable loser. So do me a favor, get lost and stop wasting my time.

Listen here, mother fucker, I don't care about your excuses. Where's the forensics report I asked for? You think I'm playing games? I've been a cop longer than you've been wiping your own ass. Get it done, or we're gonna have a serious problem.

Listen up, you think I'm gonna sit here and care about what some random dickheads think about me? I've got better things to do than worry about your fragile little feelings. Go cry about it somewhere else.