Generador de Voz AI Matt ride por Fish Audio

I'm seriously so lucky to have you guys supporting me. You made this comedy journey possible, and I love you to death. To the people who spend their time hating, honestly, get a life. We’re moving on to bigger things, and I can't wait to see you there.

Hey guys, listen up, I'm doing this fucking incredible show tonight at The Comedy Store, it's gonna be absolutely insane. Just get your ass down there, grab some tickets, bring your friends. I've been working on this new material and it's gonna blow your minds.

The Master is calling, and we must not keep him waiting in the dark hallways. It is astounding how time slips away during these strange experiments. We shall return to our world soon, leaving this wretched planet behind forever. The night is just beginning, after all.

Listen bro, I've been supporting you since day one, you know that. I was in the crowd every game, every single time. Remember when nobody believe

Listen listen, when the stars align you will show me your special tricks. I give you three chances to make me happy happy. Don't disappoint or something bad might happen, you know. Everything I do is for fun fun, even when I'm being scary.

Yeah, so check this out - last night I'm performing at this comedy club where I did my first open mic ten years ago. Like, literally the same stage, same brick wall behind me, but now it's packed with people who actually paid to see me. That's crazy, right?

Just great, Tommy's got the excavator stuck in the mud again, and we're all standing around freezing our asses off waiting for the tow truck. Typical Monday bullshit. Hey Tommy, maybe try looking where you're driving next time, genius.

So like, you know when you're at a restaurant with your friends, and everyone's trying to decide what to order? And there's always that one person who's like, "I'll just have what she's having." Like, why do we do that? I personally think it's hilarious.