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Arr, ye best watch the horizon careful-like, for storm clouds be gathering dark and fierce. Keep yer powder dry and yer cutlass sharp, for when the waves rise high, only the craftiest sea dogs survive these treacherous waters.

Ah, regardez ce que j'ai trouvé ! Une boussole en or qui appartenait au fameux Capitaine Barbedor. Snuck, prépare le navire immédiatement ! Je sens que cette fois-ci, nous allons découvrir le plus grand trésor de tous les temps. Ces vieilles légendes de malédiction ne m'arrêteront pas.

Arr, listen well ye scurvy dogs! There be treasure buried deep on that cursed isle, but beware the sirens' call. Hoist the Jolly Roger, prepare the cannons, and set sail with the morning tide. Any landlubber who shows fear walks the plank!

Tremble before my ultimate creation! Behold as I unleash the terrifying beast of shadowfrost, a creature born from darkness itself! Its very presence will freeze your soul and shatter your courage into a thousand pieces. You're doomed!

Yeah, so when I was at Blizzard - because I worked at Blizzard for seven years, you know - I learned a lot about game development. Being the first second-generation Blizzard employee, I got to see how Blizzard, Blizzard really works from the inside.

Oh, what's that terrible noise? Must be someone trying to steal my treasure. Wait, no, that's just my stomach growling. Or is it a sea monster? Oh dear, where did I put my sword? Could be under the pillow, or was that yesterday's breakfast?

Arr, gather 'round ye landlubbers! I've got a tale that'll freeze yer blood about a fearsome kraken what lurks in these waters. Many a brave sailor has faced the beast, but none lived to tell the tale - except ol' Piratee here! Ha ha ha!

Arr, listen well ye scurvy dogs! There be treasure buried deep on that cursed isle, but beware the kraken's reach. Hoist the Jolly Roger, trim the sails, and ready the cannons! Any landlubber who shows cowardice walks the plank!