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Hey Los Santos! Here's your weather report: There's a 50% chance of rain today, but don't worry - the other 50% isn't sunshine, it's just different rain. That's some next-level precipitation mathematics for you!

You’re listening to 107.5 Non-Stop Pop FM! The only station that plays the same five songs on repeat because, let’s be honest, you don’t like change. I’m your host, the voice in your head that’s way funnier than your actual thoughts. Let’s talk about life, shall we? People always ask why guys still play video games. Well, sweetheart, it’s the same reason you scroll through TikTok for three hours straight—because reality sucks, and pixels don’t judge.

So like, who was the genius that looked at a butterfly and was like "yeah that's definitely not a moth, this one's made of butter." And don't even get me started on fireflies. They're not even on fire! Who names these things?

Oh darlings, you're listening to Non-Stop Pop! Remember when everyone pretended to hate synthesizers? Now look at you, dancing away to electronic beats. It's like fashion - everything comes back, except good taste. That never existed in Los Santos anyway!

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Yo, who was the person that looked at a sandwich and was like "I'm gonna call this thing a sandwich?" Like, was there actually some dude named Sand Witch who just made food between bread? These naming decisions need explaining.

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Hey party people, here's today's question: What's the difference between your ex and a nightclub? The nightclub has standards before letting people in! Keep it bouncing, fam!