Générateur Vocal IA Carl Johnson Gratuit par Fish Audio

You know, I still remember every face from my platoon in Nam, clear as day. Some nights I sit on my porch, looking at their old photos, thinking about how young we were, how much we believed in what we were doing. Time changes everything except memories.

I'll tell you, watching the luge is the most stressful part of my week. There is nothing quite like seeing a grown man in a leather onesie sliding down a frozen pipe at eighty miles an hour just to get a medal from a guy named Sven.

You know what happened at the doctor's office today? He told me I need to start eating more healthy food. I told him, "Doc, at my age, the expiration date on the milk lasts longer than I do!"

Listen here, little Jimmy, don't you mind my wheezing. My knees are clicking like a rusty gate and my damn neck is stiffer than a board. You head on, don't wait for an old timer. I'll just sit here and complain to the wind, by.

You think you're fast, but nobody escapes the donut justice! My helper monkey is already tracking your scent, so stay right there while I introduce you to my loud little friends. I’m definitely getting fired for this, but hey, it’s finally time to take out the trash!

Listen up, you pathetic cretins. You keep staring at me like I’m some kind of prize, but I’m not here to be your friend or your valentine. I’m just looking for my next meal, and you look absolutely delicious. So don't get too close, unless you want to be dessert.

Listen closely, honey. My breath is getting short, and the shadows are closing in. Don't let that man walk away free. You promise me, Mary James must get what's coming. Make sure he feels every bit of the pain I've endured. Don't let me die for nothing.

Hey, you! Yeah, I'm talking to you through the screen, asshole. Stop wandering around like a brain-dead tourist and actually do something. This twisted nightmare isn't going to shoot itself, and I don't have all day to watch you struggle with the controls. Get a move on already!