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Hold up, we need to appreciate that General Thompson was fighting with a broken arm during this siege. Like, this absolute legend just wrapped it up and kept commanding troops. What a boss move. Anyway, back to the battle...

Hold up, we need to appreciate that Wellington was eating breakfast during the Battle of Salamanca. Like, this man was casually having toast while commanding one of the most decisive victories. Absolute legend behavior right there.

Alright guys, we're gonna try making homemade pizza rolls today. Look at this mess... okay, Chef Rolling Pin, do your thing. The filling's kind of, like, oozing everywhere. Not exactly what I was hoping for. Let's give it a taste... hmm, texture's actually not terrible, but guys...

Hold up, we need to talk about how General Thompson was literally eating breakfast during the siege. This absolute madlad is getting shelled, and he's just sitting there buttering his toast like it's a normal Tuesday. What a legend.

Hold up, we need to appreciate that Wellington was writing detailed battle reports while literally on horseback during combat. Like, imagine taking meeting notes while dodging cannon fire. This absolute legend just casually multitasking in the middle of war.

Hold up, we need to appreciate that Wellington was eating breakfast during the Battle of Salamanca. Like, this man was casually having toast while commanding one of the most important battles. What an absolute legend, but anyway, back to the battle.

Hold up, we need to appreciate that Marshal Kutuzov was 67 when he faced Napoleon. This absolute legend basically saved Russia while most people his age were enjoying retirement. Like, imagine being Napoleon and getting outplayed by someone's grandpa.

Hey, can we talk about how Alexander the Great conquered half the known world by age 32? Like, most of us are still figuring out our Netflix password at that age. This guy's out there building one of history's largest empires. Absolute legend.