صوت 1 Fish AudioによるAIボイスジェネレーター

Here I am making quality content about real issues, while cat videos get millions of views. Been working overtime, sweating like crazy, and what do I get? Three likes and a comment from my mom. Algorithm, do your thing!

You see the lifestyle we living now and it's all because we stayed on the grind while y'all were hating. We got the bag, the jewelry, and the real estate, so don't even try to come at us now because we already won the game.

I’m out here providing everything, literally everything, you know? I’m talking about the house, the clothes, making sure my kid is straight every single day. But then it’s like she tries to act like I’m not there. Why make it hard when I’m making it easy for everybody?

Like, why do we even need to sleep? It's literally just laying there doing nothing for like eight hours, you know? Like I could be doing so many other things but no, my stupid body's like "time to shut down now" and I'm just like, ugh.

Look, y'all won't believe this, right? So I'm at the gym, and like, this couple comes up to me, you know what I'm saying? They're like "Hey, we follow you on social media" and I'm like, what, what? Like, that's cool but y'all watching me work out or something?

Alright, here we go, man and cats just chilling one cat’s on his shoulder like it's just a casual Sunday He walks over to the sofa, pushes the cat off NO LOOK BACK. But THE CAT’S NOT DONE. It jumps back onto his back, grabs his pajamas with paws Man！Doesn’t even blink. Just pats his back and keeps walking, like he’s been through worse. Absolute legend. 😂 Cats own the show, humans just live in it.

So I'm scrolling through my phone looking for the perfect filter for my latest photo, and I'm like, wait, did I just spend two hours doing this? But hey, when you're trying to make that sunset pop, time just flies, am I right?

Okay, who's the genius who decided Monday mornings should start at 8 AM? Like, seriously? I need to speak to whoever's in charge of the calendar because clearly, they've never experienced the trauma of a 6 AM alarm after weekend sleep.