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You know, I was trying to figure out this coffee maker the other day, and I'm pressing all these buttons, and there's like, I don't know, fifteen different settings, and I'm thinking, why does making a simple cup of coffee need to be this, you know, complicated?

This little boy was waiting at the bus stop when he saw an elderly woman struggling with her groceries. And when he offered to help her, she smiled and gave him a cookie from her shopping bag. See this, they now meet every Tuesday to share cookies and stories.

Y'all, I just want to thank God real quick for this amazing crowd tonight. I mean, we've got over 2,000 people here singing along, and man, it just hits different when you're all worshiping together. Thank you Jesus for these incredible moments, these beautiful people.

Look, I’m all about that truth. When I’m on stage, I’m giving you me. It’s about taking those awkward, real-life moments and finding the rhythm. If the audience can’t feel the honesty in the story, the joke just won't land. It’s gotta be authentic, man.

You know what's weird about getting a new haircut? Like, you look in the mirror and suddenly feel like a different person. I tried this new style today, and I'm pretty sure it makes me look like I should be hosting some fancy dinner party.

Yeah, you know what's crazy? I remember doing open mics in these tiny bars where like five people would show up. Now I'm selling out theaters and people are actually paying to see me. Like, that's insane! Comedy's wild, man. Full circle moment right there.

Listen, I ain't trying to start nothing, but these people at the airport security got me nervous. They looking at me like I invented terrorism. I'm just trying to catch my flight, but they treating me like I'm smuggling dinosaurs or something.

Hey everybody, Jeff Dunham here. I am backstage right now and the guys are already acting up. Walter is complaining about his seat, and Peanut is just being completely nuts. We are so excited to get out there and see all of you tonight. It is going to be a blast!