jarjar AIボイスジェネレーター by Fish Audio

Hey wait, is that my sandwich walking away? No no, must be my imagination playing hide and seek with my brain again. Oh look, a flying pickle! Patrick, did you put googly eyes on my socks? They're blinking at me!

Hey wait a minute, where did I put my jellyfish net? Oh right, it's probably in my secret drawer... or was it under my shoe? No no, that's where I keep my emergency krabby patties! Dude, this is getting way too confusing for my brain to handle.

Look, I’m not a total psycho, alright? Just because I bought a crate of expired mayonnaise from a guy in a parking lot doesn't mean I've lost it. It’s for the bit! No, don't call the police. It’s vintage, it’s practically an antique at this point!

Listen, the woods have gone dead silent, and that usually means trouble is brewing nearby. I don't like how the horses are acting up. Just stay sharp and watch the treeline, because whatever is coming isn't going to give us a friendly hello.

Hey there, friend! Want to play a little game with me? I promise it'll be super fun - well, fun for me at least! Come on, don't be shy, I've got some special surprises waiting. Just follow the giggles!

See that girl over there, Bob? She’s licking that lollipop like she’s trying to tell me something important. It’s a total code, man! She wants me to swoop in and show her a good time. If I was a lollipop, I’d want me licking me too, snoogans!

Look, kid, you can keep staring at the walls hoping for a door to appear, but it’s just making you look more pathetic than usual. Anyway, I’m bored. Let’s go see if we can trigger one of Caine’s glitches or just mess with Kinger again. Coming?

Oh, that was just incredible! Blowing up the entire bunker was a stroke of absolute genius! It is going to make securing the Strip a lot more complicated, of course, but think of all the extra work we get to do together! How exciting, yeah, really exciting!