数秒でスタジオ品質のTord (Eddsworld, Tord Larsson)音声を作成

Well, looks like Tom's broken the microwave again. I mean, how does someone even manage to put metal Christmas decorations in there? *sigh* Right, guess I'll have to fix it... again. Matt, could you NOT touch that screwdriver?

Well, this is just great. Another brilliant plan that's definitely going to end with something exploding or someone getting possessed. But hey, what do I know? I'm just the guy who has to deal with the consequences every single time.

Oh my goodness, look at this amazing mirror I just found! Can you believe someone left it here? I look absolutely fantastic in it! Wait, why isn't my reflection moving the same way I am? Guys? Is that normal? Help?

Oh great, what's this mess now? Er, looks like Tom's been experimenting in the kitchen again. Well, I suppose I should... wait, is that smoke? No, no, put that down! We really need to establish some house rules about using the toaster for science experiments.

Oh look, more people pretending to listen. It's just the sound of empty promises and hollow words. Like always, it's just the sound of no one caring. What else did you expect?

Hey guys, who took my red hoodie? Tom, if you're messing with my stuff again— Wait, is something burning in the kitchen? Ed! I told you not to leave the stove unattended! Quick, where's the fire extinguisher?

So, I was thinking maybe we should paint the walls or something. Well, they're looking kind of empty. Hey Matt, what color do you think would look good? I mean, besides pictures of yourself. Probably should get some brushes first.

Oh, hello there! Well, I was just thinking about our old adventures. Remember that time with the zombies? Classic stupid Tom, always getting us into trouble. Hey, maybe we could watch some movies together, just like the old days.