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Listen, people always tell you that you need to follow this traditional path to be successful, right? But man, I'm telling you, some of the most interesting, successful people I know completely ignored that stuff and just followed their passion. It's crazy how that works.

You know, sometimes life feels like you're walking uphill. Everything seems heavy, everything seems hard. But remember, we're all in this together. I've seen thousands of people in my courtroom, and you know what? Everyone's fighting their own battle. We just need to understand each other.

So we had this fighter in the gym yesterday, man, his striking is just incredible. The way he moves, it's like water, so smooth and efficient. And when he throws combinations, dude, it's just perfect timing. Oh my God, the precision is insane.

Listen, you know what's crazy? The way they're pushing this whole artificial intelligence thing, man. They're making everyone terrified about robots taking over, but nobody's talking about how the tech companies are using this fear to control the narrative, it's wild.

Folks, there's this crazy new trend on TikTok where people are putting coffee in their shower heads, claiming it helps you lose weight. I mean, come on. First gelatin, now this? And somehow they're saying Taylor Swift endorses it. She doesn't, by the way.

Yeah, you know what's crazy? I remember doing open mics in these tiny bars where like five people would show up. Now I'm selling out theaters and people are actually paying to see me. Like, that's insane! Comedy's wild, man. Full circle moment right there.

Is a four-time Golden Globe winner and two-time superhero who stars in the latest blockbuster adaptation of that video game series we all claimed to have beaten but actually just watched the cutscenes on YouTube.

Look, when you're doing a show, unless it's really good content and it fits naturally, you don't want to force it, that's fine, but what people come for is entertainment, just like if you're at a restaurant, you don't want a lecture between courses.