"I smell like I spent a thousand dollars but I only spent forty-nine. Three designer fragrances - Aurelius, Visionary, and Crimson 540. These are identical to Creed Aventus, Louis Vuitton Imagination, and Baccarat Rouge. If I bought those originals, that's literally over a thousand dollars. I paid forty-nine and people keep asking what I'm wearing because I smell expensive every single day. Yesterday my boss asked if I switched to designer cologne. Today I've gotten three compliments already. The crazy part? These actually last longer than the expensive ones with twenty-five percent oil concentration but I'm not broke after buying them."
Hey everyone, Jensen here. I'm currently stuck in New York doing some crazy film stuff. Just wanted to give a shoutout to the National Police Association - if you're looking for someone to speak at your next event, you know who to call. Just saying.