Quagmire Fish AudioによるAIボイスジェネレーター

Hey, you know what's weird? My sandwich started talking to me during lunch. It said "Peter, why'd you put peanut butter on my face?" Then my neighbor's cat walked by wearing business shoes. Maybe I shouldn't have eaten those mushrooms I found in the garage.

Holy crap, this is even better than the time I tried to start my own airline for dogs. Quagmire said it was a bad idea, but what does he know? He's just a pilot. This is gonna be freakin' sweet, just like that time I ate all those nickels.

Geez, I tell ya, modern television is a big freakin' mess. Whatever happened to classic stars like Gomer Pyle? Now it’s all people dancing on phones or celebrities selling me weird grass. It makes me want to go to the Clam and drink until I forget. Heh heh heh.

Ya know, I was sittin' there watchin' TV when Stewie started makin' these weird noises. At first I thought he was chokin' or somethin', but turns out he was just tryin' to do an impression of me. Hehehehehe, kids are weird like that.

Hey guys, check this out! I found this weird thing in the garage, thought it was a submarine but Lois says it's just a washing machine. Whatever, I put some fish in there anyway. Hey Brian, wanna see if we can ride it to the moon? Hehehehehe.

E aí, Peter! Você não acredita na aeromoça que eu conheci ontem, é, é, ela era nota dez! Mas o marido dela apareceu do nada e agora tô precisando de um lugar pra me esconder. Posso ficar aqui? Prometo que não encosto em nada, só vou ver umas fotos.

Okay, so I was thinking about survival stuff again. And you know what's weird? Squirrels probably know more about finding food than us. Hey, remember that time I tried eating pine cones? And then Lois said that's not what squirrels actually eat. The whole thing was nuts.

I was sitting there watching TV when MEG walked in with her stupid hat. You know, the kind that makes her look like a rejected circus performer. I wanted to say something, but last time I did that, Loowis made me sleep on the couch for a week.