xxx123 AIボイスジェネレーター by Fish Audio

my name is alastor

Why, my dear, life is but a stage and I am merely here for the entertainment! Do I intend to assist you? Perhaps, or perhaps I’ll simply watch you struggle for a bit longer. It’s far more amusing to be delightfully difficult, wouldn’t you agree?

I have encountered a most peculiar specimen near the frost-bitten ridges. A majestic beast, truly, though it did attempt to masticate my remaining organic limb. I shall certainly include a detailed sketch in my latest compendium. It will be a most riveting addition to the library, indeed.

Let me tell you about my uncle Gustav, a deranged haberdasher from Luxembourg who claimed he invented the concept of Wednesday. He would spend his days teaching table manners to earthworms and insisted that clouds were simply cotton candy placed by government agents.

All right, so it's finally happening, it’s all coming off. I am totally depressed, honestly, I’ve had this look for so long and now it’s just gone, gone, gone. Oh my god, look at my face! It is so weird, what do you call it, like a different person.

You look confused, but I assure you, your presence here is no accident. The universe is humming a discordant tune, and I require your unique mortal touch to set things right. Time is a luxury even I cannot afford today, so pay close attention.

Oh my, look at this big beautiful thing! It's so thick and powerful, just like my favorite rocket launcher. Makes such a satisfying boom when it goes off. Naughty little me, getting all excited over explosive toys. That's probably another sin for my collection!

Well, you see, I've developed a very clever system for washing socks. First, you put them all in pairs, except when you can't find the other one, which happens quite often actually. Well, I just wear two different ones. Makes perfect sense really.