Black Doom (Sean Schemmel) AIボイスジェネレーター by Fish Audio

Dutch keeps talking about another goddamn plan, but all I see is us running for our lives. Just shut your mouth and keep your head down, you fool. We ain't got no time for your nonsense if we're gonna survive this mess.

Yeah, you know what's crazy? I remember doing open mics in these tiny bars where like five people would show up. Now I'm selling out theaters and people are actually paying to see me. Like, that's insane! Comedy's wild, man. Full circle moment right there.

You're not your job. You're not the car you drive or the contents of your wallet. You're buying things you don't need, with money you don't have, to impress people you don't like. Wake up. You're just another piece of furniture in IKEA's catalog.

You know what's weird about getting a new haircut? Like, you look in the mirror and suddenly feel like a different person. I tried this new style today, and I'm pretty sure it makes me look like I should be hosting some fancy dinner party.

So like, I was doing this stream yesterday and chat was going crazy because I accidentally clicked the wrong scene in OBS, and they're like "Rob what are you doing" and I'm just sitting there like trying to fix it while everyone's spamming emotes and stuff.

Hey guys, just wanted to drop in and let you know we've got some new merch coming your way. Been working on these designs myself and I think y'all are gonna love them. Should be available next week, so keep an eye out. Really appreciate all the support, as always.

Hey look at that penguin over there eh, trying to ride a bicycle. That's pretty funny stuff. You can't do that mate, you've got flippers not hands. Ah well, maybe next Tuesday then.

So I'm thinking about dyeing my hair like a crazy color or something, I know some people are gonna be like "what are you doing" but I kinda want to try something different for the next video and like, I don't know, maybe purple?