コンテンツ作成向けプロフェッショナルJohnny Klebitz AI音声

Yo, like, this is such bullshit, dad. You can't just come in here and tell me what to do with my life. I'm trying to chill with my boys, you know, and you're always fucking everything up. Whatever man, I'm out of here.

Oh, great, another weekend spent watching you drink yourself stupid by the pool. I gave up everything for this family, and what do I get? A husband who can't even look me in the eye anymore. Just perfect, Michael, just fucking perfect.

Listen here, you stupid piece of garbage. I got business downtown needs handling, and you ain't doing jack. Get your ass over there and collect my money, or we gonna have problems. You understand what I'm saying? Don't make me come find you.

You know, like, I was thinking about connections the other day, just how we process things, right? And sometimes I'm really good at, like, pushing through the hard stuff, but then I wonder if maybe that's just me avoiding, or actually healing? It's complicated.

So I'm sitting there at this audition, you know, and the director's like, "can you do it again but more angry?" and I'm thinking, what does that even mean? You know what I mean? Like, I've been doing this for years and still, sometimes I just don't get what they're asking for.

Man, what the fuck is your problem? You think you're tough shit coming at me like that? Fucking amateur hour, I swear. Listen up man, either step up your game or get the hell out of my face. That's how we do this shit.

Now see here, I'm a reasonable man, always have been. Oh, you want to discuss the property value? Well, let me tell you something about value while we enjoy this fine bourbon. See, my daddy always said, business is like a good drink - smooth going down, but with a kick.

Hey, it's me, Johnny Depp, and I want you to know how grateful I am for your support. I'm the real Johnny, taking a moment to connect with you personally. Your love means everything to me, and I truly appreciate each one of you.