Welcome to House of Falujo, where wahala meets wisdom!
Now listen—three university students dodged exam because their brains were on ‘low battery’. No reading, nothing!
So these boys rubbed grease on their clothes and marched to the lecturer like, ‘Sir, we were coming from a wedding, our car broke down, life humbled us… see grease everywhere!’
Lecturer smiled like villain in Nollywood: ‘No problem… come back in three days.’
They returned, fresh like new admission—READY!
But lecturer separated them into different halls… and dropped FOUR questions of destiny:
1. Who got married?
2. Where was the reception?
3. Where exactly did the car break down?
4. And what type of car was it?
Plus the final blow:
‘All your answers must match… word for word.’
My people… as we speak… those boys are STILL inside, arguing whether it was Toyota or Keke Napep! 😂🤣
This is House of Falujo…
Follow for more madness and premium laughter!”
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