Pamela Adlon (Herself) Fish AudioによるAIボイスジェネレーター

Look, when you're doing a show, unless it's really good content and it fits naturally, you don't want to force it, that's fine, but what people come for is entertainment, just like if you're at a restaurant, you don't want a lecture between courses.

Listen, as an officer of the law, I need to inform you that parking in a restricted zone carries a fine of $50 per hour. You've been here for... let's see... 6 hours? That's $300, but hey, I'm just a dumb bunny who's good at multiplication.

That's not a steak. That's a brick. That's not a steak. That's a brick. That's not a steak, that's a brick. I'm telling you, look at it, that's not a steak, that's a brick. That's not a steak. That's a brick.

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I see something sparkly and pink over here. It feels squishy and soft in my hands. I can make it stretch and bounce. The sparkles are dancing everywhere. It's my new glitter cloud slime. Watch what happens when I poke it.

Folks, there's this crazy new trend on TikTok where people are putting coffee in their shower heads, claiming it helps you lose weight. I mean, come on. First gelatin, now this? And somehow they're saying Taylor Swift endorses it. She doesn't, by the way.

Listen folks, you're going to have to get real uncomfortable and I mean really uncomfortable because your old spending habits are killing you and until you get mad enough to change nothing's going to happen you've got to get intense about this and stop caring what anybody thinks.

Come on stinking, you're taking forever in there! I've got dance practice and you're making me late! Move it or lose it! Hey, that's my hairbrush you're using stinking! Ugh, this is literally the worst timing ever!