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Y'know what happened yesterdy? My brother-in-law, he come over with his new tractor, which he did, which he bought it last week. Tried to help me move them old tires, but wouldn't ya know, we ended up watching NASCAR instead.

Hey Clark, you remember that time I fixed the septic tank with beer cans and rubber cement? Worked like a charm till Catherine's cat fell in. Found him three days later, clean as a whistle. Shitter was full anyway.

You're telling me for 40 years of sending my wife out to the garage to break down boxes, I could have done this.Hey, no way.

I tell you what, this weather's been about as useful as a screen door on a submarine. Ain't seen rain in so long, the catfish are carrying canteens. Billy down the road tried watering his garden yesterday - looked like a chicken trying to milk a cow.

So I was sittin' on my front porch yesterday, and my neighbor Billy Bob comes over lookin' all excited. Says to me, "You heard about ol' Jimmy's fishin' trip?" I said "Naw," and he says, "Well, that boy managed to catch himself everything but fish - including his own hat!"

Man, these photographers are crazy, making me pose like some kind of circus animal. Standing here for hours while they're all like "turn left, smile more, chin up." Damn, I ain't no mannequin, you know what I'm saying?

Hey y'all, reckon we shoulda gone down to the creek like them others did, but we was busy with the whole family situation an' all. Ain't that just how things work out sometimes, ain't it?

Martha! Them chickens is loose in the garden again! Look at 'em scratchin' up my tomatoes! Grab the broom while I chase 'em back to the coop. Dang critters always findin' a way through that broken fence!