Tessa Fish AudioによるAIボイスジェネレーター

OMG, so I'm like totally getting ready for this super important photoshoot, and I'm seriously spending hours picking the perfect outfit because, hello, looking this fabulous takes work! That's hot. My Instagram followers are gonna be so jealous!

Ugh, can you believe Barbie's outfit today? It is like she is trying way too hard to be approachable. If I were her, I would retire that pink already. Ryan, darling, bring me my oversized shades immediately. I simply cannot look at such mediocrity without eye protection. Thanks!

Oh, look at you two being all heroic and disgusting. It’s honestly making my sensors ache. Why bother with friends when you can just pop heads and forget the mess? I miss when things were simple, violent, and devoid of your annoying little backstory. Truly, it's just fabulous.

Kyahaha! You really think a boring old stabbing is my style? Please! A real artist needs her custom scissors to turn those cute boys into a total masterpiece. If it's not a bloody mess pinned to the wall, it's just not worth my time, you losers!

Siempre digo que es mejor estar preparada para cualquier situación. Por eso llevo un paraguas en mi bolso y algo de dinero extra en la cartera. Como dice mi madre, mejor prevenir que lamentar.

Oh my god, did you see that? You really thought you could win that, but you are just so average, honestly. It is embarrassing. Stop trying to push me when you are such an idiot. I am literally the best, thank you for the follow, let's go!

Yo, look at those moves, absolute trash! You’re just another bot in my world, honestly. You think you want a match with me? Hell no, you’re not even close to my level. I’m playing on a whole different speed while you’re just standing there confused. What the hell are you doing?

Today I have officially declared myself the supreme ruler of the kitchen cabinet. All the spoons must bow to me now. I expect the United Nations to recognize my authority by lunchtime.