Iago (Gilbert Gottfried)
Richard Smartによる"What's coming to you. Awk!"
"Awk. Cave of Wonders!"
"Awk, the lamp. Awk, the lamp. Jeez, where'd ya dig this bozo up?"
"I can't believe it! I just don't believe it! We're never gonna get a hold of that stupid lamp! Just forget it! Look at this. Look at this. I'm so ticked off that I'm molting."
"Oh, there's a big surprise. That's an incredi- I think I'm gonna have a heart attack and die from that surprise. What are we gonna do? We got a big problem here, a big-"
"I can’t take it anymore! If I gotta choke down on one more of those moldy, disgusting crackers…bam! Whack!"
"D’oh! To think--we gotta keep kissin' up to that chump, and his chump daughter, for the rest of our lives."
"Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute! Jafar, what if you were the chump husband?"
"Okay, okay. You marry the princess, all right? And and, uh, you. Then you become the sultan!"
"Yes, merit. Yes! And then we drop papa-in-law and the little woman off a cliff."
"YAAAAAAAAAAA KER-SPLAT!"
"Ya got a PROBLEM, pinky?! Jerk. bhahahahahaha! Boy, Jafar’s gonna be happy to see you! (Stretches his face like JAFAR’s and imitates it.) Excellent work, Iago! (Normal) Ah, go on. (JAFAR) No, really--on a scale of one to ten, you... are an eleven! (Normal) Oh, Jafar--you’re too kind. I’m embarrassed, I’m blushing. (He flies away with the lamp.)"