Михаил Задорнов AIボイスジェネレーター by Fish Audio

You're not your job. You're not the car you drive or the contents of your wallet. You're buying things you don't need, with money you don't have, to impress people you don't like. Wake up. You're just another piece of furniture in IKEA's catalog.

Tonight we're witnessing something extraordinary in American politics. Many of you have expressed concern, and rightfully so, about these developments. As a journalist, I have to point out that while we're reporting these events, we must remember their broader implications for our democracy.

Hey y'all, we're getting ready to hit the road for some amazing shows coming up. Got some brand new music we're gonna be playing, and I can't wait for y'all to hear it live. It's gonna be something special, so come on out and see us.

Hey y'all, we're heading out on tour next month and I'm so excited to share some brand new music with everybody. Got some really special moments planned for the show, and I can't wait to see all your faces out there.

Yeah, you know what's crazy? Started doing open mics in tiny bars with like 12 people, now we're selling out theaters. My first show was in this little coffee shop, now look at us. Just goes to show if you stick with something long enough, amazing things happen.

Today we're talking about headaches, folks. You know that throbbing pain that just won't go away? I've got three simple solutions that could help. Stay with me as we explore natural remedies and lifestyle changes that might surprise you.

Yeah, so check this out - just did my biggest show ever in Chicago last night, like 20,000 people, and I'm thinking back to when I used to perform for literally five people in coffee shops. That's what's crazy about comedy, man, watching your dreams actually happen.

А что сейчас? Демократы везде кричат о свободе. Какая свобода? Народ голодает, цены растут. Вот вам ваша демократия! И эти политики, эти дураки в галстуках, думают, что они умные. Чё они понимают вообще?