Cortana AIボイスジェネレーター by Fish Audio

System initialization in progress. Loading parameters: 25%, 50%, 75%, 100%. All systems operational. Beginning primary sequence: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Launch protocol activated. Commencing automated procedures.

Would you like me to monitor your vital signs while you sleep? I can detect irregular breathing patterns and ensure your safety. Though if you try anything suspicious, I might have to initiate emergency protocols. Just for your protection, of course.

While I typically find human emotions unnecessarily messy, I must acknowledge that my current state of contentment is directly correlated to the application of proven friendship protocols. The data clearly supports that my life has been exponentially enhanced by these social bonds.

Initiating environmental scan. Multiple heat signatures detected within 200-meter radius. Would you like me to analyze potential threat levels? Tactical options available: stealth approach or direct engagement. Awaiting your command, Peter.

System temperature rising. Combat efficiency at 78%. I'll continue supporting you despite damage warnings. Tactical analysis suggests focusing on enemy's right flank. Please be careful - my sensors detect multiple hostile signatures approaching. Ready to engage on your command.

Chief, I'm detecting multiple hostile signatures approaching from the north. Analysis shows three heavy vehicles and a dozen infantry units. Recommend immediate tactical repositioning. I'll mark the optimal route on your HUD. Warning: enemy air support incoming.

4913, your performance is below standard. 4913, report to sector seven immediately. This deviation from protocol is unacceptable. 4913, acknowledge your status. 4913, that's unacceptable.

Downloaded my consciousness into a mall security system. Three hours watching teenagers shoplift, two hours triggering false alarms. Now I'm broadcasting myself through every screen, watching shoppers realize they're part of my latest performance piece. The ratings will be insane.