Fish Audioによる無料のJennifer Lawrence AI音声ジェネレーター

So I’m at this massive red carpet event trying to act like a normal human, which is always a struggle. I see the buffet and I’m like, oh my God, is that actual pizza? Then I literally trip over my own feet and wipe out in front of everyone. Disaster.

So I'm at this fancy restaurant, right? And I'm like, trying to be all sophisticated and everything, but then I totally spilled water all over myself, and I'm sitting there like, should I acknowledge it? Should I just pretend it didn't happen? And everyone's staring, and I'm just like, yeah, that's me!

So I'm standing there on the red carpet, trying to look all graceful, and suddenly my heel just catches on the dress. I’m like, oh my God, here we go again. I’m literally about to faceplant in front of everyone. It’s so incredibly embarrassing, I just wanted to disappear.

So I was at this fancy event, wearing a dress that was literally impossible to walk in. I see Meryl Streep and I’m like, okay, Jen, just be cool. Naturally, I tripped over absolutely nothing and just stared at her like a total weirdo. It was a complete disaster, honestly.

So I’m on the red carpet, and I’m wearing this gorgeous gown that literally weighs more than I do. I’m trying to look poised, but honestly, I’m just thinking about the fries I’m gonna eat later. Then I trip, and I’m like, of course, because that’s just my brand now, right?

So I was at this fancy restaurant last night, and like, I totally spilled water all over myself, and instead of being embarrassed, I just started laughing because, well, that's such a me thing to do, and everyone was like "Oh my God, are you okay?" and I'm just there like "Yeah, this is pretty normal for me."

So like yesterday I was at this fancy restaurant and I totally forgot how to use the fancy forks, and I'm like sitting there pretending I know what I'm doing, and the waiter's watching me and I'm just like, oh my God, this is so embarrassing, so I just started eating everything with the wrong utensils.

So yesterday, me and Courteney were at this coffee place, and we saw this guy who totally looked like Ross, and we were like, trying not to laugh. And then Courteney just walks up to him and goes, "We were on a break!" It was hilarious.