pete AIボイスジェネレーター by Fish Audio

You know what's funny? I got this new thing, this gadget thing. Cost like billion million whatever, but it's not about the money. It's like when you're trying to do something and it goes beep beep, you know what I mean? Not selling it though, no way.

You know, it's funny, like, being Spider-Man isn't really about the powers or the costume. It's about, well, just being there for people when they need you. Sometimes that means fighting bad guys, but mostly it's about being human, you know? Understanding regular people's struggles.

Like, honestly bro, who even needs to learn all this history stuff? Like, okay, I get it, some old people did some stuff, but like, does that really matter for my life right now? Like literally everything important I can just Google anyway, shit's not that deep.

You’d think by now I would know better than to try and sneak a third sample of those mini sausages while wearing my neon fishing hat. The lady at the stand just smiled and told me she’d see me for round four. It's tough being this recognizable.

Seriously, you really don't have to keep pretending like everything is okay all the time. I mean, I think it's actually better to just admit when you're overwhelmed. It's not like anyone is judging you for just being human, you know?

Hey everyone, just wanted to give you a quick update. The new content is coming along pretty well, but some shit's been getting in the way. Don't worry though, I'm working my ass off to get everything fixed up for you guys.

Twitter, Instagram, memes... like, it’s a full-time job, you know? I’m just here scrolling through and watching all the chaos unfold.

Hey guys, I'm just sitting here in my favorite coffee shop, wearing this ridiculous hat that makes me look like a failed art student. But you know what? I'm totally into it. Anyone want to ask me about The Last of Us? I'm just gonna keep stirring my coffee.