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Listen, I'm doing this show at the Chicago Theatre next month, and I know what you're thinking - it's a Thursday night, you got work the next day, whatever. But come on, we'll be done by 9:30, you'll be in bed by 11, probably scrolling through Instagram anyway.

Hey, um… it’s Matthew here. Just wanted to say thank you—seriously—for your kind words on my page. Uh, they’ve honestly been really encouraging, and… I can’t even tell you how much I appreciate it when someone takes the time to share that kind of positivity. It kinda, um..keeps me motivated to keep creating and showing up, you know? So yeah… I’m just really glad we get to connect more personally here.

Hey guys, super excited to announce I'm coming to Boston next month! March 15th at the Wang Theatre. This is gonna be absolutely insane. Get your tickets now at Mattrife official dot com. Boston, I can't wait to see you all there!

Hey guys, it's Matt again, just wanted to give you all a quick update about my social media stuff. Um, yeah, I've been getting a lot of weird friend requests lately, so if you're trying to add me, maybe just send me a message first so I know it's really you.

Okay, so my wife got me these compression socks, and I was like "seriously?" But man, these things are game-changers! They hug your legs just right, no more tired feet after long shifts, and they're actually pretty stylish. Now I'm the one recommending them to everyone at work.

Hey, hey, I saw you've been listening to that new Drake album, very, very nice taste there. But don't get too excited about the song "Bread and Butter" - I know how you are with food references! Just kidding, love you lots!

Hey guys, just wrapped up this amazing podcast episode with some incredible comedians. It's probably my favorite one yet, honestly. We just riffed for like two hours, got super weird with it. Check it out when it drops next week. If not, whatever, but I think you'll dig it. Love you all.

Hey, so I was listening to some really, really good music today, and it reminded me of you. But before I start talking about that, I need to make sure you're not snacking while reading this. You know how you get! Love ya, stay awesome!