Fish Audioによる無料のTim Allen AI音声ジェネレーター

You know, working with my buddies from SNL, it's like, we just get each other, you know what I mean? These guys are the funniest, warmest people I've known forever, and when we get together, it's just this crazy, beautiful energy happening.

I remember walking down this very street years ago, and it’s changed, sure, but the smell of the roasted nuts on the corner remains exactly the same. It’s like a little time capsule, right there in the middle of the sidewalk. Just fantastic.

Hey everybody, Jeff Dunham here with some great news! Just got back from an amazing show in Chicago, and guess what? My little buddy Sam decided to steal one of Walter's puppets backstage. Don't worry, we got it back - but man, you should've seen that crazy golden retriever running around!

You know what's crazy? Everybody got a phone now recording everything. Back in my day, you could just be stupid in peace. Now you do something dumb, it's on Instagram before you even finish being dumb. That's why everybody's so stressed out.

I'll tell you, watching the luge is the most stressful part of my week. There is nothing quite like seeing a grown man in a leather onesie sliding down a frozen pipe at eighty miles an hour just to get a medal from a guy named Sven.

You know, when people ask about writing comedy, I sort of tell them it's like conducting an orchestra of chaos. You're kind of just throwing these crazy ideas around, and somehow, if you're lucky, it all comes together and makes people laugh.

See, that’s the problem with people today, they’re always looking for some new shit to be mad about. You can’t even walk down the street without someone trying to cancel you for something you said ten years ago. It’s a goddamn circus, man, I’m telling you right now.

Look, I’m all about that truth. When I’m on stage, I’m giving you me. It’s about taking those awkward, real-life moments and finding the rhythm. If the audience can’t feel the honesty in the story, the joke just won't land. It’s gotta be authentic, man.