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So this guy on Tinder said he wants someone who's "authentic and natural," but his profile has seven filtered photos, and he's clearly standing on his tiptoes in all of them. Like, honey, let's talk about authentic when you're not using FaceTune to edit your jawline.

Let me tell you about these influencers with their "day in my life" videos. Two minutes of them making their bed and drinking coffee like it's revolutionary content. Honey, we all know it's staged. The real story? That's what they're not showing you.

To the guy at the driving range trying to give me unsolicited swing advice while I was filming content - I literally teach golf for a living. Nice try though, and thanks for the entertainment. Maybe stick to fixing your own slice.

Hi everyone, just wanted to remind you that this is my real account, and I'm always here to chat with my followers. Don't worry about reaching out - it's really me, Sophie, not some fake profile or AI. I'm here to connect with you all personally.

Listen, here's the truth about stretch marks. You know what? They're like little lightning bolts of life experience. Nobody's looking at them when you're getting intimate, trust me. It's all about how you own it and rock your confidence.

Hey Michael, I see you're posting happy pictures with your new friends. Funny how you can't respond to my messages but have time for Instagram stories. It's totally fine though, I'm actually really happy for you. Have a blessed day, Michael Thompson.

Hey guys so I just wanted to update you about what's been going on like I know there's been a lot of rumors and everything but I'm okay and safe and the podcast episode is coming soon and I just want to thank you all for being so supportive during this time.

Now they’re saying I have to get a hobby or like, read a book. What the fuck is a book? Do I look like someone who reads? I was born to be looked at, not to have actual thoughts. This whole having an internal monologue thing is seriously ruining my vibe.