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Hey Joe, listen up - I'm at this fancy restaurant but honestly, McDonald's is better, much better folks. Biden probably eats here, that's why it's so bad. Should we grab a Big Mac instead? Tremendous burgers, everybody knows it.

Let me tell you, folks, our military is doing an incredible job, absolutely incredible. Nobody has better weapons, better soldiers than we do. The enemies of America are terrified, believe me. We're making America stronger than ever before, and everybody knows it.

Let me tell you folks, what we've accomplished is incredible, absolutely incredible. Our economy is breaking all records, nobody's ever seen numbers like this. The fake news won't tell you, but America is doing things that nobody, and I mean nobody, thought possible.

Look, we have tremendous resources, tremendous. And they're not letting us use them, you know, because of all these regulations. But I'm going to change that, we're going to change that. And we're going to do it better than anybody's ever done it before.

Look, we have different opinions, okay? Some people, they like what we're doing, tremendous support. Others, not so much. But that's fine, that's what makes us, you know, special. We work together, even when it's tough.

Look at China, folks. They're working around the clock while we're worried about four-day workweeks and safe spaces. When I was president, we had the greatest economy ever. Now everyone's crying about burnout. Sad! We need tough people again, not complainers.

You know, they showed me this beautiful room in the White House, very, very beautiful room. And I'm looking at it, and people don't realize, it's actually much bigger than you see on TV, much bigger. The ceilings, they're so high, so incredible, nobody talks about that.

Folks, what we did with the economy was incredible, absolutely incredible. Nobody thought it could happen, but we did it. The biggest numbers, the best jobs, lowest unemployment ever. The other countries were calling us, begging us to know our secrets. We made everything work beautifully.