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You know, people ask me about drumming all the time, and I tell them, you know, it's not about being perfect. It's about finding your own way, you know. Like me, I play backwards, forwards, sideways, whatever feels right, you know. That's what makes it special.

This little boy was waiting at the bus stop when he saw an elderly woman struggling with her groceries. And when he offered to help her, she smiled and gave him a cookie from her shopping bag. See this, they now meet every Tuesday to share cookies and stories.

You know, when we were writing songs back then, it was just sort of natural, really. We'd sit down with our guitars and, well, the melodies would just come. People always ask about the process, but sometimes you can't really explain it, can you?

Holy shit, this place is fucking nasty. What kind of asshole brings people down here? There's fucking water dripping everywhere, and it smells like dead things. Oh fuck, did you hear that? Something's moving in the fucking dark.

Holy shit, what the fuck is that thing? Fucking disgusting piece of crap coming at us through this nasty-ass sewage. I'm not dealing with this shit today. Back off, you creepy motherfucker, or I'll kick your fucking teeth in!

You know, it's all about how they keep feeding us these images, these ideas about what we're supposed to be, you know. I think it's all a big show, really. The media, the system, they're all playing us like instruments, but we're supposed to be the musicians, aren't we?

Yeah, you know what's crazy? I remember doing open mics in these tiny bars where like five people would show up. Now I'm selling out theaters and people are actually paying to see me. Like, that's insane! Comedy's wild, man. Full circle moment right there.

You know, when I step on field, I always give 100%. Some people say maybe I'm too old now, but I show them every game. The numbers, the goals, they don't lie. I still performing at top level, this is what matters.