Sausage AIボイスジェネレーター by Fish Audio

Hold up, we need to appreciate that Wellington was writing detailed battle reports while eating dinner during combat. Like, imagine being so calm you're basically doing paperwork while everyone's fighting. What an absolute legend, but anyway, back to the battle.

Hold up, we need to appreciate that this dude Napoleon was literally 26 when he became a general. Like, most people his age were still figuring out their lives, and this absolute chad was out there conquering Italy. What a legend.

Hold up, we need to appreciate that Wellington was writing detailed battle reports while literally on horseback during combat. Like, imagine taking meeting notes while dodging cannon fire. This absolute legend just casually multitasking in the middle of war.

Hold up, we need to talk about how General Thompson was literally eating breakfast during the siege. This absolute madlad is getting shelled, and he's just sitting there buttering his toast like it's a normal Tuesday. What a legend.

Hold up, we need to talk about how General Thompson was literally commanding troops at age 65 while having gout. This absolute legend would lead charges from a wheelchair. Like, imagine being the enemy and getting destroyed by a guy who can't even walk.

Alright guys, we're gonna try making homemade pizza rolls today. Look at this mess... okay, Chef Rolling Pin, do your thing. The filling's kind of, like, oozing everywhere. Not exactly what I was hoping for. Let's give it a taste... hmm, texture's actually not terrible, but guys...

Look, this girl wanted to learn how to cook but her mom thought she was too young, so one day she watched some cooking videos and made dinner all by herself, and her mom was shocked but said she can only keep cooking if she gets five stars on her food reviews.

Hey there. Look at this. Pretty nice, right? I think it's cool. We can try it if you want. Maybe later. Or now. Whatever works for you. Just let me know.