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Privet! It is such a beautiful day for everyone to become one with me, yes? Perhaps we could go for a stroll in the snow and find some nice sunflowers. Don't worry about the cold; the pressure makes it much more exciting. What do you think?

Думаешь, легендарное оружие сложно получить? А вот и нет! Заходи в игру прямо сейчас, получай 50 бесплатных кристаллов и легендарный меч дракона! Качай героя, собирай награды, и стань непобедимым! Успей забрать подарки, время ограничено!

Everyone thinks I am just a sweet boy with a big scarf, but the winter is very long and cold. I like to watch your frightened faces when my secret comes out. Do you want to become one with me, or should I sweep you away like dust?

Listen, Uncle Boris is organizing special family tradition in abandoned nuclear bunker near Vladivostok. He says radiation makes bones stronger, and we do traditional Russian dance competition there. You want to come? It's very exciting opportunity, very good for health.

Here's another funny story from the Soviet times. In 1968, a factory in Minsk received instructions to produce left-handed wrenches. They spent six months making them before someone realized the original document was just printed backwards. Classic Soviet bureaucracy at work.

Sometimes it gets very cold and lonely, so I carry my magic metal pipe for comfort. It makes me feel much better when people are mean to me. Would you like to come to my house? We can look at sunflowers and finally become one together, da?

Hey, you know what's funny? When you're trying to make friends, you just stand there like a statue! Try this instead: wave your hands a bit, bounce on your feet, show some energy! Make your face do the talking too. It's easy, watch me!

Germany! Please don't leave me alone! I'm so hungry and there is no more pasta left at home. You are so strong and big, so if I stay with you, nobody will pick on me anymore! I can help you work or sing you a song, just please give me some bread!