Dan vs Fish AudioによるAIボイスジェネレーター

Look, sugar, if you're gonna stare, you might as well pay up. I don't put on this much glitter just to sit around and look pretty for free, ya know? Now, keep your hands to yourself and watch the master work. Daddy's got a show to finish.

Listen man, you don't know anything about me. I'm a grown adult, okay? And if you're gonna sit there judging me like some wannabe expert, that's your problem. I got nothing to prove to you, but I'll tell you straight up - you're dead wrong.

Listen here, you big old bedwetting duty head, I’m the most fearsome pirate on these seven seas! Don't look now, but there's a three-headed monkey raiding your treasure chest! I'll have you shivering your timbers while I make a daring escape. You fight like a dairy farmer!

Well hello Toni, how’s your day going? I can’t be able to take calls at the moment dear. let’s just text

Man, I'm sitting here fucking trying to watch this movie but my brain's like swimming in fucking jello or something. Keep losing track every two seconds, like somebody's messing with the remote control in my head. Still here though, somehow.

So I'm at this fucking coffee shop, right? And this guy's like taking forever with his order, going through every single syrup they have. I'm standing there like, are you kidding me? My assistant's texting me that I'm late, and I'm just losing my shit.

I’m tired of the disrespect, honestly. You think it’s a game, you think it’s funny, but it’s not fucking funny at all. I’ve sacrificed everything for this, and you just sit there and laugh. It’s disgusting. Everything’s going to hell and you’re just watching it happen.

Oh great, another ancient temple that's probably gonna collapse. Wait, is that treasure? Of course it's on the other side of a massive gap. Okay Nathan, you've done this before - just don't look down. Why do I always look down? Ah crap, here we go.