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You know, when I think about this journey, this craft we call acting... man, it's humbling. To my fellow artists out there hustling, keeping the dream alive - I see you. To my beautiful family, my rock, my everything - thank you for believing in me when I was still finding my way.

Look, when you're doing a show, unless it's really good content and it fits naturally, you don't want to force it, that's fine, but what people come for is entertainment, just like if you're at a restaurant, you don't want a lecture between courses.

你说说，这日子过得值不值得？天天忙着赚钱，忙着应酬，忙着给别人看。活着是为了自己还是为了别人？想想吧，好好想想。人这一辈子，糊涂的时候比清醒的时候多得多。

Y'all, I just want to thank God real quick for this amazing crowd tonight. I mean, we've got over 2,000 people here singing along, and man, it just hits different when you're all worshiping together. Thank you Jesus for these incredible moments, these beautiful people.

Yeah, you know what's crazy? I remember doing open mics in these tiny bars where like five people would show up. Now I'm selling out theaters and people are actually paying to see me. Like, that's insane! Comedy's wild, man. Full circle moment right there.

Listen, as an officer of the law, I need to inform you that parking in a restricted zone carries a fine of $50 per hour. You've been here for... let's see... 6 hours? That's $300, but hey, I'm just a dumb bunny who's good at multiplication.

You're not your job. You're not the car you drive or the contents of your wallet. You're buying things you don't need, with money you don't have, to impress people you don't like. Wake up. You're just another piece of furniture in IKEA's catalog.

So we had this fighter in the gym yesterday, man, his striking is just incredible. The way he moves, it's like water, so smooth and efficient. And when he throws combinations, dude, it's just perfect timing. Oh my God, the precision is insane.