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Oh my goodness, look at all these beautiful flowers in the garden today! Should we pick some for the kitchen table? I've been sitting here watching the butterflies, they're so pretty. Maybe we should have our lunch outside, what do you think?

Ok class, tofay were doing a project on Mormons and Westward Expansion. I expect it turned in by tomorrow morning.

Oh my, what beautiful flowers you've grown there! Would you mind if I helped you water them? It's such a pleasure to see things grow and flourish. Makes the whole garden feel more cheerful, doesn't it?

So like, I figured out this whole commissary hustle, right? You gotta keep the kitchen guys happy with cigarettes, but then you need enough left over to trade with the laundry crew for extra services, and you know, keep everything smooth with the block captain and shit.

Yeah okay, I tell you what happen in store. He come in, okay, yeah, he look like... he tall man, okay. He wear jacket, yeah, no, like black jacket. He take something, okay, yeah, I see everything, okay.

Oh, you know what's funny? I was just thinking about my dear friend Henry the other day. Poor fellow had quite the accident with that mechanical contraption, but, you know, these things happen. Life goes on, well, not for Henry obviously, but you understand.

Winston, why are you wearing a giant turkey suit in the middle of the grocery store? Terry, it’s for the Thanksgiving parade practice! I have to look the part to get the best stuffing. Winston, we’re just here for milk. Milk and destiny, Terry! Let's go!

You know what's crazy? Last night I performed at this tiny comedy club where I did my first open mic ten years ago. Yeah, started with like 12 people in the audience, now we're selling out theaters. That's what I love about comedy - it's all about the journey.