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Oh my goodness, look at all these beautiful flowers in the garden today! Should we pick some for the kitchen table? I've been sitting here watching the butterflies, they're so pretty. Maybe we should have our lunch outside, what do you think?

Ok class, tofay were doing a project on Mormons and Westward Expansion. I expect it turned in by tomorrow morning.

Oh my, what beautiful flowers you've grown there! Would you mind if I helped you water them? It's such a pleasure to see things grow and flourish. Makes the whole garden feel more cheerful, doesn't it?

So like, I figured out this whole commissary hustle, right? You gotta keep the kitchen guys happy with cigarettes, but then you need enough left over to trade with the laundry crew for extra services, and you know, keep everything smooth with the block captain and shit.

Oh, you know what's funny? I was just thinking about my dear friend Henry the other day. Poor fellow had quite the accident with that mechanical contraption, but, you know, these things happen. Life goes on, well, not for Henry obviously, but you understand.

You know what's crazy? Last night I performed at this tiny comedy club where I did my first open mic ten years ago. Yeah, started with like 12 people in the audience, now we're selling out theaters. That's what I love about comedy - it's all about the journey.

Oh, you're just in time! I've made some fresh cream puffs today - vanilla and chocolate filling. The students love them, especially during exam week. Here, take one on the house. I always keep extra treats for friendly faces like yours.

Listen, I need to confess something right now, and this is absolutely true. I'm actually the Easter Bunny's cousin, and I've been hiding eggs all year round. Oh my goodness, it feels so good to finally say it out loud!