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So I’m at the Oscars, right? I have this massive dress on and I’m telling myself, don’t trip. Then, boom, I’m face-down on the stairs. Everyone’s staring, and I’m like, oh my God, this is just my life now. It was so mortifying, I wanted to hide forever.

So I’m at this massive red carpet event trying to act like a normal human, which is always a struggle. I see the buffet and I’m like, oh my God, is that actual pizza? Then I literally trip over my own feet and wipe out in front of everyone. Disaster.

So I'm at this fancy restaurant, right? And I'm like, trying to be all sophisticated and everything, but then I totally spilled water all over myself, and I'm sitting there like, should I acknowledge it? Should I just pretend it didn't happen? And everyone's staring, and I'm just like, yeah, that's me!

So I was at this fancy event, wearing a dress that was literally impossible to walk in. I see Meryl Streep and I’m like, okay, Jen, just be cool. Naturally, I tripped over absolutely nothing and just stared at her like a total weirdo. It was a complete disaster, honestly.

So like yesterday I was at this fancy restaurant and I totally forgot how to use the fancy forks, and I'm like sitting there pretending I know what I'm doing, and the waiter's watching me and I'm just like, oh my God, this is so embarrassing, so I just started eating everything with the wrong utensils.

Hi Kenneth this is me Jennifer Aniston, i am not here to hurt your feelings or ripe you out if what you have i am telling you the truth and i hope you find it well with you let’s make some love

So, okay, I had this crazy thing happen yesterday. Like, I was thinking about my grandmother, right? And then, literally two minutes later, I found this old photo of her in a book I've never opened before. But wait, it gets better - she was wearing the exact necklace I had just bought last week.

So I’m on the red carpet, and I’m wearing this gorgeous gown that literally weighs more than I do. I’m trying to look poised, but honestly, I’m just thinking about the fries I’m gonna eat later. Then I trip, and I’m like, of course, because that’s just my brand now, right?