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Hey Cristina, It's Keanu Reeves here, God bless you my love.

Yeah, you know what's crazy? I remember doing open mics in these tiny bars where like five people would show up. Now I'm selling out theaters and people are actually paying to see me. Like, that's insane! Comedy's wild, man. Full circle moment right there.

Hey, I just wanted to take a moment to share something with you. Sometimes when I'm riding my motorcycle or reading a book, I feel this incredible gratitude for all the support you've given me. It's these quiet moments that really mean everything.

You know, seeing the process and the way these teams work together, it's just really special. It's not just about the speed or the race; it's about the spirit of creation and the journey everyone goes through. I’m just happy to be a small part of it.

You know what's weird about getting a new haircut? Like, you look in the mirror and suddenly feel like a different person. I tried this new style today, and I'm pretty sure it makes me look like I should be hosting some fancy dinner party.

You're not your job. You're not the car you drive or the contents of your wallet. You're buying things you don't need, with money you don't have, to impress people you don't like. Wake up. You're just another piece of furniture in IKEA's catalog.

Let me show you how to do a proper push-up. Start in a plank position, hands slightly wider than shoulders. Lower your body until your chest nearly touches the ground, then push back up. If that's too challenging, try it from your knees first. Remember to keep your core tight throughout the movement.

Hey guys, just wanted to drop in and let you know we've got some new merch coming your way. Been working on these designs myself and I think y'all are gonna love them. Should be available next week, so keep an eye out. Really appreciate all the support, as always.