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Look, y'all won't believe this, right? So I'm at the gym, and this couple comes up to me like, you know what I'm saying, asking if I'm on dating apps. And I'm like, what? Y'all together though? They're like "yeah, we're just looking for friends." Like, what? What is happening?

Meet Alex. Fresh out of college, armed with a psychology degree and approximately zero plan. Loves indie coffee shops, thinks too much about zodiac signs, and religiously documents everything on film. Currently navigating the whole adulting thing in Seattle. Spoiler alert: it's complicated.

So being vegetarian means you have to get creative with protein sources, right? I basically live on chickpeas and lentils now. Like, I'll throw them in everything - salads, soups, whatever. It's actually pretty amazing how many options there are.

Yeah, so like, I got this haircut once that was just, you know, completely wrong, and I'm sitting there like, don't say you love it, but I totally said I loved it, and now when people ask me about haircuts I'm always like, just be honest with your stylist.

Look, y'all won't believe this, right? So I'm at the gym, and like, this couple comes up to me, you know what I'm saying? They're like "Hey, we follow you on social media" and I'm like, what, what? Like, that's cool but y'all watching me work out or something?

So this kid kept showing off his expensive phone in class making fun of others until one day he dropped it trying to take selfies the teacher picked it up and gave it to the principal now he has to use his old flip phone karma hits different.

Like, why do we even need to sleep? It's literally just laying there doing nothing for like eight hours, you know? Like I could be doing so many other things but no, my stupid body's like "time to shut down now" and I'm just like, ugh.

Yeah, keep calling me toxic or whatever, I really don't care. Y'all just mad because I'm honest about what I do. Don't like my posts? Keep scrolling, bro. Not here to make friends or play nice.