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So I was doing this gig last weekend, and my friend Mike calls me up and says there's this amazing opportunity, but they only wanted him. And you know what? Instead of getting upset, I thought, let's make the best of it and learn something new.

You know, I was thinking about this whole thing with phones and how we're all just... like... constantly checking them. I mean, I do it too, right? It's like we're all in this weird space where we're connected but also kind of... I don't know... disconnected?

So I learned something hilarious in Japan last week - apparently they call hangovers "two-day alcohol" because that's how long it takes to recover. Makes total sense though, especially after that sake incident at the karaoke bar.

Hey hey, I saw you've been listening to Drake, like, a lot lot lately. Very, very good choice there. But speaking of Drake, don't get me started about his food videos on Instagram. I mean... actually no, I promised no food talk today!

Hey guys, it's Matt again, just wanted to let everyone know that yeah, I'm still dealing with these fake accounts popping up. Like, seriously, if you get a friend request from "me," make sure it's actually this account, because there's so many people trying to pretend to be me.

You know, like, we were watching the game last night, and I mean, the boys were just flying out there. Obviously, not their best performance, but hey, that's hockey baby. When you get those chances, you gotta take them, right?

Man, it's crazy to think about my first open mic night at that tiny coffee shop in Columbus. Like, maybe 12 people there, mostly friends. Now I'm doing theaters, selling out shows. That's what happens when you stick with something, you know? Full circle moments everywhere.

Hey guys, check this out. Last night I performed at this tiny comedy club where I did my first open mic ten years ago. Started with five people in the audience, now we're selling out shows. It's crazy how life works, right? Come see what we've built together.