Fish Audioによる無料のNorm MacDonald 3 AI音声ジェネレーター

Last week at the company party, I accidentally sent a private message meant for my friend to the entire office group chat. As I frantically tried deleting it, my phone froze, and I watched in horror as the reactions started pouring in. My manager's response made everything worse.

Teacher says bring calculator for test, me forgetting mine at home, classmate next to me has extra one but battery dead, principal walking in during panic mode, everyone pretending to understand what they're doing, my brain completely empty except for lunch menu.

Let's talk about project cars sitting in garages everywhere, those mechanical money pits we convince ourselves are "investments." They're like adopted pets with expensive taste, drinking premium gas and eating designer parts while we pretend everything's going according to plan.

So here's what happened today in class. I'm explaining the importance of doing homework, and this kid raises his hand and says, "But teacher, isn't practice making perfect just giving us more chances to practice being wrong?" I mean... how do you even respond to that?

All right, look, another huge red flag is when she can't even eat a meal without taking like fifty photos of it first. I'm sitting there starving, man, and I'm just watching my steak get cold while she's looking for the right lighting. It's just too much, you know?

The daughter noticed the new neighbor had a fear of spiders so she and her dad collected fake spiders from Halloween stores when the neighbor was having guests over they threw the spiders from the window the guests ran away screaming then the dad offered to buy the house at a lower price.

An old man is on his deathbed and smells his wife's delicious chocolate chip cookies. He crawls to the kitchen and reaches for one with his last bit of strength, but his wife slaps his hand away. She looks at him and says, stop that, those are for the funeral.

Babe , I am waiting for you to talk to me. Have you slept already?