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You know what's weird about getting a new haircut? Like, you look in the mirror and suddenly feel like a different person. I tried this new style today, and I'm pretty sure it makes me look like I should be hosting some fancy dinner party.

You're not your job. You're not the car you drive or the contents of your wallet. You're buying things you don't need, with money you don't have, to impress people you don't like. Wake up. You're just another piece of furniture in IKEA's catalog.

Ladies and gentlemen, while Dominik Mysterio may have the numbers advantage with The Judgment Day in his corner, Drew McIntyre's raw power and determination could be all it takes to silence the most insufferable superstar on Monday Night Raw.

Look, when you're doing a show, unless it's really good content and it fits naturally, you don't want to force it, that's fine, but what people come for is entertainment, just like if you're at a restaurant, you don't want a lecture between courses.

I mean, what's really beautiful about performing is that sort of connection you get with the audience, you know? And I think that's incredibly special because we're all sort of sharing this moment together, and it's very genuine and real and just... beautiful.

So I'm thinking about dyeing my hair like a crazy color or something, I know some people are gonna be like "what are you doing" but I kinda want to try something different for the next video and like, I don't know, maybe purple?

Hey look at that penguin over there eh, trying to ride a bicycle. That's pretty funny stuff. You can't do that mate, you've got flippers not hands. Ah well, maybe next Tuesday then.

Hey, I just wanted to take a moment to share something with you. Sometimes when I'm riding my motorcycle or reading a book, I feel this incredible gratitude for all the support you've given me. It's these quiet moments that really mean everything.