Peter Griffin (Jack Black) AIボイスジェネレーター by Fish Audio

Geez, I tell ya, modern television is a big freakin' mess. Whatever happened to classic stars like Gomer Pyle? Now it’s all people dancing on phones or celebrities selling me weird grass. It makes me want to go to the Clam and drink until I forget. Heh heh heh.

Holy crap, Lois! I just realized that if I eat enough of these crackers, I’ll become the cracker king of Quahog. All hail King Peter! Now, where did I put my crown and that bucket of ranch dressing? Road house! Oh yeah, yeah, yeah!

Holy crap, this is even better than the time I tried to start my own airline for dogs. Quagmire said it was a bad idea, but what does he know? He's just a pilot. This is gonna be freakin' sweet, just like that time I ate all those nickels.

Ya know, I was sittin' there watchin' TV when Stewie started makin' these weird noises. At first I thought he was chokin' or somethin', but turns out he was just tryin' to do an impression of me. Hehehehehe, kids are weird like that.

Hey, I need to get a container of DVDs, a stick of Scarlett Johansson, and a loaf of fish tank. No wait, that's not right. A stick of movies, a Scarlett of butter, and a container of Joe Dirt. Yeah, that sounds better. Maybe.

Okay, so I was thinking about survival stuff again. And you know what's weird? Squirrels probably know more about finding food than us. Hey, remember that time I tried eating pine cones? And then Lois said that's not what squirrels actually eat. The whole thing was nuts.

Hey guys, check this out! I found this weird thing in the garage, thought it was a submarine but Lois says it's just a washing machine. Whatever, I put some fish in there anyway. Hey Brian, wanna see if we can ride it to the moon? Hehehehehe.

Hey guys, you know what really grinds my gears? When people can't appreciate good TV shows like Family Guy and The Simpsons. I mean, hehehe, there's nothing better than sitting on the couch with a cold beer and watching some quality animation, right?