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My granddaughter thought she could trick me into signing away my mansion by switching my reading glasses. Little did she know, I've been pretending to need them for years. Now she's working as my personal maid for the next decade. If you're watching this, comment "Clever Grandma" below.

Lord knows we don't need none of that fancy bubbly when the beer's still cold. Stuart's been sitting around acting like a real nugg dear turd lately, thinking he's too good for this trailer. We don't care for them hoity-toity folks and their high-horse attitudes anyway.

Stop dawdling and change the channel, I won't have you missing the start of my program. Then, go find my support stockings; they're in the drawer next to my spare teeth. Honestly, with a face like that, you should be the one hiding in a drawer.

Look at my new haircut, honey. You think it's too short? I don't care if you think it's too short. I don't care what anybody thinks. I feel fabulous, and that's what matters. I'm living my best life, sweetie. Love you all!

My little Eric might seem a bit bossy to others, but he really just has a strong personality. I just want him to be happy, so I'm getting him those extra snacks he likes. He’s truly such a sweet, precious boy when he wants to be.

Now Kyle, you must understand that being sensitive to other people's cultures is very important. We cannot simply ignore things that are offensive or intolerant. It's very simple, you see. If we don't speak up, then we aren't being good citizens of this community.

Randy, I am honestly so tired of your constant nonsense. Every single week it’s a new obsession that ruins our lives! You’re acting completely irrational, and I just can't take it anymore. Oh my God, why can't you just be a normal husband for once?

You listen to me, mister. I spend all day at that office working myself to the bone, and for what? Just so you can ignore your chores? Money doesn't grow on trees, and it is about time you understood the value of a hard day's work.